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Leahann
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:heart::heart:CREDIT FOR MY DEV ID GOES TO THE AMAZING *Lukda THANK YOU SO MUCH HUN!!! I LOVE HIM FOREVERS!!:love::love:

Short and sweet...

I like writing, music, drawing, photography, cake, movies, chocolate, nag champa, intelligent conversation, candles, neon colors, rain, wings, animals, and a bunch of other crap I can't think of off the top of my head at the moment.

I don't like stupidity, rudeness, willful ignorance, txt spk, megalomaniacs, pollution, commercialism, turnips, lard, ants, mosquitos, chili with sugar in it, and again quite a few other things I can't think of off the top of my head.

One thing to know about me if nothing else: I'm fairly easy going until you piss me off, so try not to do that k? :D


    Quotes I love: (you might glean a thing or two about me if you pay attention)


"Everything I've learned about life I can sum up in three words: it goes on." -Robert Frost

"So then let us try to climb the mountain, not by stepping on what is below us, but to pull us up at what is above us; for my part the stars, amen." -M.C. Escher (great artist, as well as a smart man)

"Forgiveness is the perfume the flower leaves upon the sole of the shoe that trampled it." -Anonymous

"Life ain't always what it seems, so grab it by the balls and do your best before it leaves." -Volbeat, 'Find That Soul'

"People are stupid, given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything... They will believe a lie because they want it to be true, or because they're afraid it might be true." -Zeddicus Zu'l Zorrander, from the book Wizards First Rule, by Terry Goodkind (perhaps my personal favorite as well, if that tells you anything :D)





Current Residence: the damn desert somewhere. damnit
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: just about all of it
MP3 player of choice: my phone
Favourite cartoon character: Eeyore
Personal Quote: "Smile, it could always be worse."
Interests
Not that anyone really thought that, but I've been so frikken busy with work I've had no bloody time. Even now, I'm stealing these five mins(I'm supposed to be in the shower, shhh don't tell) its taking me to write this and post these hilarious and heartwarming links, which I myself didn't even find because I've had no time on the computer, my kid found them and showed me and I couldn't help myself...

:iconexhaustedplz:/deep breath/

Anyway, here's some things to tickle your funny. Bone. Your funny bone. Yeah. If you don't do the 'DAAAAWWWWWWW' thing at the first two there's something wrong with your head. Seriously you should get that looked at ;)

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This one's just funny, I don't care who you are :D....

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Advice for anyone living in a big city (no offense intended to any Russians that might be reading this ;))....

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How to cheat at billiards....

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And finally... how cool is this!!

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Now I run and actually take a shower like I'm supposed to.
Ta ta for now :D
  • Mood: Unhappy
  • Listening to: Big Bang Theory
  • Reading: heh wouldn't you like to know
  • Watching: a fly divebombing my head
  • Drinking: Water, because it's hot here now DX

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*Sushi-Troll 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I need to pick your brain. :stare:

Also, hope you're doing okay. ^^ <3
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:iconbattlefairies:
Bat has Rings of Plenty a'...plenty!

Har har har har har har!
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:iconmiisu:
:iconhappykitty-plz::iconsaysplz: Happy Mother's Day! :heart:


try not to strangle your children mmkay?
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~tubefed May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much for the points! :glomp: I can't even express how much this has made my day. I am infinitely indebted to you. ^-^ Thank you so much, again. I appreciate it so. :heart:
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*Sushi-Troll May 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:hug:
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:iconkurosora1984:
To reply againnn:

BAWWWWW well lol I can't find a publisher YET, anyway - I only have the beginning written! :XD: I'm delighted the intrigue is working so far, but I have NO idea if I'm going to be able to puzzle it out into a satisfying conclusion. :XD: (Though I'm sure there will be lots of steamy sex along the way, whatever happens.) :D

But THANK YOU SO MUCH, and I'm happy you're enjoying it, and quite happy if your bf unwittingly benefits as well. ;)
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AAAHHHH SDJKGHSJGHSG!!
Thank you so much for the points! You didn't have to do such a thing! We're sorry for the late notice on it, but AH! Thank you! :iconcryforeverplz:
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:iconbattlefairies:
Prepare to be turned into a set of cold weather footwear!
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:iconkurosora1984:
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BAWW! ^_^ Well if you like world-building, there will certainly be more. ;) And honestly, I'M NOT TOO SURE YET if Raylan and Sahal are going to work out. I haven't figured that much out. But Raylan's world isn't going to change, so I CAN say that they're never going to be openly together. Not to spoil, or anything. :)

Thank youuuu! :D
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*Sushi-Troll Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sweetie.
Darling.
Love.

I regret to inform you that I won't be able to finish any of my projects, including our merry band in FR story. D: You see, my ears suddenly transformed into potatoes and my hands fell off because of leprosy. So I can neither listen to music nor type anymore. ;w;

Happy April Fool's Day
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:iconbattlefairies:
Grant me your booties!
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*Sushi-Troll Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I want your booties. :iconmegustaplz:
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:iconkurosora1984:
LOL pretend the condom is still there, they just took it off while we weren't looking or something. It's on, I promise. I just didn't point out when it came off. :XD:

And BAW I'm glad you liked the fic! :D No need to be sad for Dem! Everything works out! :love:
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*Sushi-Troll Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
How did you get that lit author tag thing? :stare:
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