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Short and sweet...

I like writing, music, drawing, photography, cake, movies, chocolate, nag champa, intelligent conversation, candles, neon colors, rain, wings, animals, and a bunch of other crap I can't think of off the top of my head at the moment.

I don't like stupidity, rudeness, willful ignorance, txt spk, megalomaniacs, pollution, commercialism, turnips, lard, ants, mosquitos, chili with sugar in it, and again quite a few other things I can't think of off the top of my head.

One thing to know about me if nothing else: I'm fairly easy going until you piss me off, so try not to do that k? :D

    Quotes I love: (you might glean a thing or two about me if you pay attention)

"Everything I've learned about life I can sum up in three words: it goes on." -Robert Frost

"So then let us try to climb the mountain, not by stepping on what is below us, but to pull us up at what is above us; for my part the stars, amen." -M.C. Escher (great artist, as well as a smart man)

"Forgiveness is the perfume the flower leaves upon the sole of the shoe that trampled it." -Anonymous

"Life ain't always what it seems, so grab it by the balls and do your best before it leaves." -Volbeat, 'Find That Soul'

"People are stupid, given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything... They will believe a lie because they want it to be true, or because they're afraid it might be true." -Zeddicus Zu'l Zorrander, from the book Wizards First Rule, by Terry Goodkind (perhaps my personal favorite as well, if that tells you anything :D)

A Simple and Old Philosophy to Live By by MiisuMy Younger Self Stamp by invader-zim-14Rory... by coloradogirl86Why Your OC Sucks Stamp by SpikytasticLaughable Insults by BatmanWithBunnyEars"Got it Memorized?" Stamp by britstixMachine by SharkfuI support supportive friends by Sushi-TrollForgotten Realms stamp by EngornBahrain by SirvanaRachanaI Want A Heartless - Stamp by LenaLawlietLestat pwns Edward by theperfectlestatDresden Files Stamp by lycorisLove Stamp by Kezzi-RoseJarlaxle and Entreri Fan Stamp by KMCgeijyutsukaNobody Stamp by britstixGodsmack stamp by ChrysalisloverSupport retro-FR stamp by Sushi-TrollStamp: Procrastinator Unite.. by NawamaneFanfic Writer Stamp by AroihkinCoffee rules by cafeinomaneStamp: I'm not weird by Roxy317Sacrifice to Rancor Stamp by dazedgumballstamp - don't judge a book... by Daeg-Niht:thumb277495781:"Burn, Baby" Stamp by britstixMove Things With Mind by fear-the-brillianceold fashioned werewolves stamp by AnarchpeaceSword Of Truth by getanaxeOK TO FAVE Cabel stamp2 by STARFIGHTER-FANCLUBmy best friend stamp by animecat33Fanfiction Stamp by ToonfreakMarshmallow Stamp by Kezzi-RoseWorld Stops - Teahouse Comic by rawienStamp: Abney Park by FlantsyFlanOCs Stamp by BowChickaBowWowGroucho Marx Quotes 1 by Claire-stampsPirate Flag Stamp by Wearwolfaafacepalm by phusionMy Own Critic by fear-the-brillianceMIISU WANTS YOU! by MiisuCrunchy Stamp by bandit4eduthe rum is gone... by soulshinigamiFairy Stamp I by Jenna-Rose'Ask The Djinn' stamp by BATTLEFAIRIESDrow Stamp by OniricSkullThe Stamp You're Looking For by BaconALaCarteSpider-Tarantula Stamp by Raephen
Too weird- Too Rare by DJ88SEPHIROTH is CLOUD's Problem by Washu-M

Current Residence: the damn desert somewhere. damnit
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: just about all of it
MP3 player of choice: my phone
Favourite cartoon character: Eeyore
Personal Quote: "Smile, it could always be worse."
I'm proud to announce that my very own progeny has set up an account by the pushing of her friend so I introduce to you all....... 
:iconpurplesparklesplz: :iconpurplesparklesplz: polarphoenix590 :iconpurplesparklesplz::iconpurplesparklesplz:


Welcome her as you have me, and troll her all you want :iconkiralaughplz:

I love you my dear, welcome to the craziness :D

Humping you Hades is ticked off Cat Im A Kitty Cat Very Happy Gale La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Omg Nordic 5 Mochi Bulbasaur Death Note L: Nonono Akira Sway Icon Pillow Bird Nox La La La La La La La La La La La Raindow dance :bademoticon: Points lick bouquet aqua blue in red wrap Emote - Dangling 

As to my absence, it's just life, shit I can't get away from, and when I do I'm too effing exhausted to get on, and so I may actually deactivate my own account here soon, just seems silly to have it piling up like this. I'll figure something out. One way or another. Thank you my lovelies for bearing with me :D
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: cicadas
  • Reading: not much
  • Watching: myself type...O.o
  • Drinking: don't i wish

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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
To make it official:
WELCOME! to :iconthe-motley-mayhem: - let the bishie take your coat, the foldable elf guide you to your table!
Today's special is a GIANT PICKLE.

Enjoy your stay!
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Since I've turned over a new leaf and am supposed to be more honest about my feelings, I've now decided to leave you with the following message:

3939ihugpi TSAWr8vN by Sushi-Troll  
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rlkirkland Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for adding 'Bombadil' to your favorites Leahann. :heart:
Encouragement is a good thing! :sun:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Djinn time! Habba habba habba -->
Kreeftje Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday you lovely Cancerian woman <3~
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What the one below me said.


Happy birthday to you~
Bits of pixies fly through~
I cut them all up myseeeeelf!
Just to give them to you!

Yes, you get gory birthday songs. Because gore = love.
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
For the birthiest gal with the elfiest name, here's a poem to celebrate! Only the best for our co-founder, so I really dived in and tried to make this great. I just *might* upload it to my gallery, eventually... but for now, it's all yours!

"The Little Elf's Birthday"

Upon a summer day in a moor,

there stood a toadstool house with a little green door.

In front of this home sat an elf on the mat

and though it was her birthday, the elf was sad.

The neighbours' baby dragonflies wouldn't leave her at peace!

They'd demolished her flower-pots, they ate all her cheese,

they'd made off with her panties and splashed them with ink;

they painted her pet caterpillar in a gaudy pink!

While usually they'd quit their pranking after a while,

today the neighbours' sweethearts had gone the extra mile

and confirmed their statusses as absolute pests:

they'd crashed the elf's party and scared off the guests!

In the wreckage of her feast, the little elf sobbed;

she didn't notice that a passer-by wizard had noticed and stopped.

“What seems to be the matter, dear elf?” the magus inquired,

“Tell me your troubles, perhaps I'm inspired...!”

-”Oh, too late for that, I'm afraid, kind sir,”

the elf wept, “my guests won't come back for a while yet, I'm sure.

Besides, my drinks have been spilled, my decorations are trodden

and my cupcakes and canapés are all very sodden!”

Tears of rage fell onto the mat.

-”Those dragonfly babies, they just drive me mad!

Couldn't they leave me alone on my birthday, at least?”

The elf regarded the wizard, whose brow 'd become creased.

-”My dear, it hurts me to see you in your saddening plight -

allow me to help you, with my wizardly might!”

He limbered his joints, planted firmly his feet

At his command appeared a cake, looking fabulous and sweet!

“...For me?” the elf squeaked, but then she looked closer:

the wizard's treat didn't seem one hundred percent kosher.

There was something familiar about the moist, scrumptious thing...

was that a tip of an iridescent wing?

The elf's jaw dropped, her eyes went wide.

“...Is that...?” - “Why yes,” the wizard said, by her side,

“It's baby dragonfly chocolate delight!”

“OH MY GOD THAT'S MY FAVOURITE”, the little elf cried!



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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer…

Because this is so true for us and all our other awesome friends. :D
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This should definitely help you feel better. :D
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