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Short and sweet...

I like writing, music, drawing, photography, cake, movies, chocolate, nag champa, intelligent conversation, candles, neon colors, rain, wings, animals, and a bunch of other crap I can't think of off the top of my head at the moment.

I don't like stupidity, rudeness, willful ignorance, txt spk, megalomaniacs, pollution, commercialism, turnips, lard, ants, mosquitos, chili with sugar in it, and again quite a few other things I can't think of off the top of my head.

One thing to know about me if nothing else: I'm fairly easy going until you piss me off, so try not to do that k? :D

    Quotes I love: (you might glean a thing or two about me if you pay attention)

"Everything I've learned about life I can sum up in three words: it goes on." -Robert Frost

"So then let us try to climb the mountain, not by stepping on what is below us, but to pull us up at what is above us; for my part the stars, amen." -M.C. Escher (great artist, as well as a smart man)

"Forgiveness is the perfume the flower leaves upon the sole of the shoe that trampled it." -Anonymous

"Life ain't always what it seems, so grab it by the balls and do your best before it leaves." -Volbeat, 'Find That Soul'

"People are stupid, given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything... They will believe a lie because they want it to be true, or because they're afraid it might be true." -Zeddicus Zu'l Zorrander, from the book Wizards First Rule, by Terry Goodkind (perhaps my personal favorite as well, if that tells you anything :D)

A Simple and Old Philosophy to Live By by MiisuMy Younger Self Stamp by invader-zim-14Rory... by coloradogirl86Why Your OC Sucks Stamp by SpikytasticLaughable Insults by BatmanWithBunnyEars"Got it Memorized?" Stamp by britstixMachine by SharkfuI support supportive friends by Sushi-TrollForgotten Realms stamp by EngornBahrain by SirvanaRachanaI Want A Heartless - Stamp by LenaLawlietDresden Files Stamp by lycorisLove Stamp by Kezzi-RoseJarlaxle and Entreri Fan Stamp by KMCgeijyutsukaNobody Stamp by britstixGodsmack stamp by ChrysalisloverSupport retro-FR stamp by Sushi-TrollStamp: Procrastinator Unite.. by NawamaneFanfic Writer Stamp by AroihkinCoffee rules by cafeinomaneStamp: I'm not weird by Roxy317Sacrifice to Rancor Stamp by dazedgumballstamp - don't judge a book... by Daeg-Niht:thumb277495781:"Burn, Baby" Stamp by britstixMove Things With Mind by fear-the-brillianceold fashioned werewolves stamp by AnarchpeaceSword Of Truth by getanaxeOK TO FAVE Cabel stamp2 by STARFIGHTER-FANCLUBmy best friend stamp by animecat33Fanfiction Stamp by ToonfreakMarshmallow Stamp by Kezzi-RoseWorld Stops - Teahouse Comic by rawienStamp: Abney Park by FlantsyFlanOCs Stamp by BowChickaBowWowGroucho Marx Quotes 1 by Claire-stampsPirate Flag Stamp by Wearwolfaafacepalm by phusionMy Own Critic by fear-the-brillianceMIISU WANTS YOU! by MiisuCrunchy Stamp by bandit4eduthe rum is gone... by soulshinigamiFairy Stamp I by Jenna-Rose'Ask The Djinn' stamp by BATTLEFAIRIESDrow Stamp by OniricSkullThe Stamp You're Looking For by BaconALaCarteSpider-Tarantula Stamp by RaephenJeSuisCharlie :: stamp by Ponchounette
Too weird- Too Rare by DJ88SEPHIROTH is CLOUD's Problem by Washu-M

Current Residence: the damn desert somewhere. damnit
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: just about all of it
MP3 player of choice: my phone
Favourite cartoon character: Eeyore
Personal Quote: "Smile, it could always be worse."


FINALLY BACK KINDA SORTA OMG THE COMPLICATIONS!! Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Old Foxy - Icon GIF :rainbowfrog: you forgot the music box didn't you 
So, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Birthday my darling Sushi love, if you're still speaking to me :iconotlplz:

So, the end of November I had knee surgery. Simple enough, take out some of the cartilage that was torn, release part of a tendon, shave off some bone. Piece of cake, right? YES ACTUALLY!! The surgery was a fantastic success, no sweat.

THE RECOVERY PORTION HAS KICKED MY ASS. I developed what's known as a DVT (deep vein thrombosis) basically a blood clot in a vein in my calf, after they found that and got me on blood thinners, they also discovered I have multiple hematomas around and in the knee joint itself, plus a lovely amount of blood pooled inside the joint.

So yeah, that's been my month. I haven't been working so finances are a little tight, had to let my internet go for a little while, though we could still steal from the neighbors open wifi so it's really no excuse. Between injury and depression and such, I've had no motivation whatsoever to be on here, though my darling :iconpolarphoenix590: has poked and prodded vigorously, and damn can that girl poke, I tell you what.

So, I'm not dead, I'm just.... yeah. Anyway, hope everyone had a wonderful everything and whatever you celebrate and I look forward to catching up with y'all as I can :D
  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: Doctor Who game sfx
  • Drinking: Do it for me guys, since I can't

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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
'Ask The Djinn' stamp by BATTLEFAIRIES

You know the drill: one question per Fav. Go go go go go!
Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer…

Let me introduce you to Koselig.
Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Hello! You are now an accomplice in my Mention-bombing of :iconofonesoul:
I have no shame.
But also no regrets.
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
To make it official:
WELCOME! to :iconthe-motley-mayhem: - let the bishie take your coat, the foldable elf guide you to your table!
Today's special is a GIANT PICKLE.

Enjoy your stay!
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Since I've turned over a new leaf and am supposed to be more honest about my feelings, I've now decided to leave you with the following message:

3939ihugpi TSAWr8vN by Sushi-Troll  
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer



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rlkirkland Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for adding 'Bombadil' to your favorites Leahann. :heart:
Encouragement is a good thing! :sun:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Djinn time! Habba habba habba -->
Myttie-Troll Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday you lovely Cancerian woman <3~
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What the one below me said.


Happy birthday to you~
Bits of pixies fly through~
I cut them all up myseeeeelf!
Just to give them to you!

Yes, you get gory birthday songs. Because gore = love.
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
For the birthiest gal with the elfiest name, here's a poem to celebrate! Only the best for our co-founder, so I really dived in and tried to make this great. I just *might* upload it to my gallery, eventually... but for now, it's all yours!

"The Little Elf's Birthday"

Upon a summer day in a moor,

there stood a toadstool house with a little green door.

In front of this home sat an elf on the mat

and though it was her birthday, the elf was sad.

The neighbours' baby dragonflies wouldn't leave her at peace!

They'd demolished her flower-pots, they ate all her cheese,

they'd made off with her panties and splashed them with ink;

they painted her pet caterpillar in a gaudy pink!

While usually they'd quit their pranking after a while,

today the neighbours' sweethearts had gone the extra mile

and confirmed their statusses as absolute pests:

they'd crashed the elf's party and scared off the guests!

In the wreckage of her feast, the little elf sobbed;

she didn't notice that a passer-by wizard had noticed and stopped.

“What seems to be the matter, dear elf?” the magus inquired,

“Tell me your troubles, perhaps I'm inspired...!”

-”Oh, too late for that, I'm afraid, kind sir,”

the elf wept, “my guests won't come back for a while yet, I'm sure.

Besides, my drinks have been spilled, my decorations are trodden

and my cupcakes and canapés are all very sodden!”

Tears of rage fell onto the mat.

-”Those dragonfly babies, they just drive me mad!

Couldn't they leave me alone on my birthday, at least?”

The elf regarded the wizard, whose brow 'd become creased.

-”My dear, it hurts me to see you in your saddening plight -

allow me to help you, with my wizardly might!”

He limbered his joints, planted firmly his feet

At his command appeared a cake, looking fabulous and sweet!

“...For me?” the elf squeaked, but then she looked closer:

the wizard's treat didn't seem one hundred percent kosher.

There was something familiar about the moist, scrumptious thing...

was that a tip of an iridescent wing?

The elf's jaw dropped, her eyes went wide.

“...Is that...?” - “Why yes,” the wizard said, by her side,

“It's baby dragonfly chocolate delight!”

“OH MY GOD THAT'S MY FAVOURITE”, the little elf cried!



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